Just like you, my e-mail gets a selection of spam every day. I get the offers to earn money in my spare time. I learn that I've been pre-approved for literally hundreds of credit cards and mortgages. The experts have chosen me, out of all the deserving people in the world, to share their secrets of making money by owning real estate. And the list goes on. And on. And on. But today I got one with the subject line - #1 in male enhancement.
Excellent! Cause I don't want to mess around with #2! Let's get the best there is!
Now I'll admit, I get these all the time. And I've never actually opened and read one of these e-mails. They could be talking about enhancing my hair so it will never turn gray and never fall out. Perhaps they have a product to enhance my smile. Maybe they can enhance my eyes so much that I won't need glasses! Or maybe they are peddling roids and I can bulk up from head to toe.
But I doubt it.
I am pretty sure they are focusing on my...other part. And it just makes me laugh and hit the Delete button. But then I get another. And another. And eventually, I start to wonder if they are trying to tell me something! I mean, continued offers to 'become a real man' start to make a guy feel like...well...do they know something I don't?
Thankfully I've lived long enough to be pretty comfortable with who I am. So I can just enjoy the silly attempts to get me to read their mail. And this week I got the best one ever. An e-mail with this subject showed up in my box...
Enhance your male sausage!
That was funny enough it almost made me open their mail.